by Horror Sleaze Trash on April 2, 2012

Watermelon skin carving from Vid Nikolic on Vimeo.

I posted this video (above) on my blog and received this comment by anonymous.  I thought it was one of the better piece of writing id heard in a while.

Have you always wanted to fuck something beautiful
but can’t see to drag your dick away from low end japanese massages parlors
try watermelon flower
its got an asian feel to it
go fast enough and it squeaks
holes may vary depending upon length and girth

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