Joshua Dobson

by Horror Sleaze Trash on October 18, 2012

Joshua Dobson likes to make his own fun, some of which can be seen at http://joshuadobson.deviantart.com

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DEAD RAT IN THE JAWS OF A BLACK CAT

in the jaws of a beast you died

some would say better there than in a trap

into the sidewalk your corpse fried

in my cupboards no longer shall you crap

THE TOOTHLESS CIRCUS GEEK

chickens ain’t got no teeth

but life was looking pretty bleak

for the toothless circus geek

spit in the eye of anyone who tells you it ain’t tough as heck

gumming your way through a live chicken’s neck

while at the inside of your cheek it’s beak does peck

at the end of his wits

thinking of calling it quits

no more cloaca busted nuts

no more reading the future in bloody guts

wrists scarred with practice cuts

while drinking himself senseless

he met an unscrupulous dentist’s apprentice

who furnished the toothless geek’s yap

with a specially modified bear trap

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