Ross Vassilev

by Horror Sleaze Trash on August 12, 2013


Ross Vassilev is a born loser and a poet. He’s from Bulgaria and somehow ended up in Ohio. You can read more of his poems at

the future is here
yes, Uncle Sam is spying on yr Internet
when you’re surfing porn
or visiting the website of the Communist Party USA
they tell you it’s to keep us safe
but the greatest threat to the American people
is the US Government
so the only safe thing to do
is visit cooking sites
email anything but porn
and post all yr shitty poems on Facebook
so yes, America is still #1
if you go by the size of the prison population
or the number of people killed abroad
but whatever you say
make sure it ain’t something Uncle Sam don’t like


I’m not even sure about writing this poem.


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