Uhn is a bogan fuckwit and was Asialink’s 2012 Writer in Residence at Nou Hach Literary Association in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Suck that conservative taxpayers.
The Bum Gun Tickle!
It took me ages to figure out there were even flushers on the piss troughs here,
which at first I thought was cool,
a good way to save water because,
apart from the smell,
is it really necessary to flush piss,
especially when it’s mostly water from your SangSom soda?
But then I remembered the bum gun,
and how wasteful it is when at first you don’t know
which way to point it,
and water goes everywhere other than your coight.
Despite the mess,
the bum gun is
a good way to save water,
[like showering with your lover,]
and I’m gonna miss it when I’m home,
because I’m such a confused and
and also because H. helped me come to terms with
how I like it when I have my bum tickled.