Scott Simmons

by Arthur Graham on February 11, 2018

Scott Simmons is an aspiring writer and humorist with a few works out on Duane’s PoeTree. He is only 20 years old and he is also quite possibly mildly insane but that is somewhat debatable.

 

 

That Damn Heartless Bitch

“Show me that you can steal my heart”
She told me in a soft delicate voice.

So I did just that.

I cut out it out, grilled it, and I ate it.
Although to be honest the texture was rubbery
And the taste was frankly subpar at best.

Did I really kill her?

Fuck Yes I did!

Am I really guilty though?

Nope!

She really should have been far more clear on her instructions.

Oh well women you can’t live with them but you can’t live without them.

Then again I suppose she didn’t live too long with me.

 

 

 

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