I’m just a useless cunt that writes in my bedroom
I went home with a toothless man,
he didn’t seem to mind my hygiene was from a can.
This isn’t never never land
and I’ll never be Peter Pan,
but I can take amphetamines
and allow myself to be disembowelled by raging teens.
Who aren’t aloud to stay up until they’ve ate their beans-
and smoked all their greens.
Milk and vodka, vodka and milk,
I just got my period and I’m wearing silk.
Ahh, no.. wait-
It’s more heinous, I’m bleeding from my anus.
He held me down and I couldn’t get away,
you’re in luck he whispered,
‘I can go all day.’
I bit my lip, sighed and prayed.
I gave up, it’s too late
I’m already getting laid.
Who cares it’s all shit anyway,
once he’s done I’ll be bored and back on my way,
or maybe I could stay?
And allow him to frequently play,
I would put up a fight
If he’d like.
I wouldn’t mind, just as long as it past some time-
this here is a victimless crime,
because I get bored from time to time.
More often I’d like to decline
from my life line.
I chain smoke alpine,
Cause I’m not doing so fine.
Oh your done- you just blew,
I feel it shooting through.
Thanks baby for the screw,
Was it tight enough for you- you get threw?
It’s almost brand new.
Don’t leave me now,
please just stay awhile,
lay a while.
I’m yours, here to defile-
is it that you are a paedophile?
Get me pregnant, give my womb a tenant.
I’ll born it,
you can rear it,
Its yours- our pride and joy, your sex toy
To deploy and discharge
Round after round
Of incest molest- ation.
Cause the little cunt mental devastation,
come back and give me a cross contamination.
I don’t care, what’s another laceration
from a deep, foreign vaginal penetration
Just don’t leave me.
Affirmations on what seems to be love abbreviations
concerning a cluster of crustaceans.
She gonna love me, she gonna love me not.
Imma hang here and just let me rot-
choke me- quintessential executed knot.
She love me not.
Strap me to a soaking infested cot,
A Histeric homo with an pneumonia.
Ahhh a dingo he ate, he ate my baby
and I was sure yesterday I was a lady.
My name is Jan and I’m a Brady.
Middle child syndrome
and I’ve snorted enough drugs
I’m now inside a snow dome
She love me,
but a hysteric homo just can’t let it be
could this be?
It’s freaking me,
crustaceans loving the drama
with a twelve dollar pot and parma.
Complicate and contradict
just because you’re inadequate
you cant sprout a dick.
Pappa Gepetto carved his very own wooden hoe
defective of a camel toe.
That boy, he could make Gepetto blow.
’But Pappa I am telling the truth.’
Lie damn you boy,
lie at an excessive rate.
Penetrate and anally rotate,
till your Pappa feels great
and is satisfied you ate enough
dick cheese to please
my sickening senior sleaze
I love you, I don’t love you not
1,2 I’m coming for you
you know how I’m gonna tell who you are fucking?
It’ll be who ever the fuck is power chucking.
Bitch I infected you with hepatitis C,
fuck you thought you’d escape me?
Haha you’re fucked now-
you’re contagious, you think it’s outrageous?
It was bonding while we were fondling,
How was I to know you’d go out tarting.
Doctor, doctor help there’s this rash
and my ex just bashed my current pash!
I’m scared, she was never hand reared-
she’s mental and can’t understand civil-
she’s evil and i’ve seen her possessed by the devil.
Fuck why the fuck did you have to meddle?
All star fucking monster.
Doctor, doctor I’m fucked you wont be much help
this is the lesbian I’ve been dealt.
Who the fuck am I to write these rhymes?
What am I destroying your lives?
You think I give a fuck if my lines get stuck in your
and you blurt them out while she’s fucking you from
You think I give a fuck if she died crossing the
railway line by an express Vline?
Cut her in half at the waist line.
I’d watch her dangle all mangle,
I’d lay down beside her a nd whisper how I’m gonna
come find ya.
Undress ya, caress ya and make a total fuckin’ mess of
I’ll masturbate her while her throat closes over a nd
she suffocates from the trauma I caused her.
Haha I’m fucked, did you not get the memo bitch?
No one can keep up with my tempo bitch!
I burn all my bridges
and scream with excitement at the thought of burning
Frying shifty cunt bitchez.
This my new rhyme and someone has gotta die
I think it’s you sweetie pumpkin pie.