Matthew Wallenstein

by Horror Sleaze Trash on December 20, 2014

My name is Matthew Wallenstein. I am an illustrator living in a treehouse in New Hampshire. My art and writing have been featured in a few small publications.



OH SHIT


I woke up needing desperately to poop. Ana said ” I have not shaved my legs in a while so if you need to pee or anything you should do it before I shower.” I would like to blame my state of groggy selflessness for my answer, but honestly I think it came from fear. I was afraid she would hear me pooping and then somehow this would effect her image of me, which is insane because she has seen me do much worse than poo. Anyhow she went into the shower and I was pacing in the kitchen with my hand jamming my underdog pajamas into my ass crack like some kind of makeshift cork. Time was moving like an old man in line at the grocery store. I can hear that Ana is out of the shower and she yells something about plucking her eyebrows. Meanwhile the poo is pushing hard out of my butt. I am doing this sort of no-poo-poo dance and trying not to shit myself. Right as the bathroom door opens my butt tries one last ditch effort to force the poo back in but actually cuts the portion of log that was outside my butt off. Now I am wearing pjs don’t forget, oh and no underwear. So the chunk rolls right out of the bottom of my pants as she is walking over to me. I think quickly and open the fridge door so she doesn’t see it as she passes. Then when she has her back turned I kick the brown lump under the fridge. I say ” okay I think I am going to shower now,” like it is no big deal, like there is not a flood of angry cuck ready to riot jammed in me. Then I turn the corner, dash into the bathroom and turn the shower on so she wouldn’t hear what happened next.




Ben John Smith & Michael James Christian.

by Horror Sleaze Trash on December 18, 2014

Ben John Smith & Michael James Christian.

December 18, 2014

Post by Ben John Smith & Michael James Christian.

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www.djcommander.com ~ Remix “I wanna put fruit up my ass”

December 17, 2014

— Matt Lampi Remix’s Ben John Smiths ~ “I wanna put fruit up my ass” Film work by Paul and Ben Edited by Matt Lampi, Spoken by Hank.B. Matt Lampi [mlampi13@gmail.com] www.djcommander.com

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Stephen McQuiggan

December 15, 2014

Stephen McQuiggan is the name of the latest Youtube craze where feral teenagers rush into care homes and throw paint over the old folk whilst yelling, ‘I know what you did during the war!’ — CHARLIE’S CHUNKY MUNCHING MEAT.   Murder. Charlie rolled the word around his mouth like a hot chip but could not […]

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Ally Malinenko

December 14, 2014

Ally Malinenko has been writing poems and stories for awhile. Occasionally she gets them published. She is the author of the poetry collection The Wanting Bone (Six Gallery Press), and the novels Lizzy Speare and the Cursed Tomb (Antenna Books) and This is Sarah (Bookfish Books) She lives in the part of Brooklyn the tour buses don’t come […]

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