www.monsterfest.com.au

by Horror Sleaze Trash on November 1, 2014

MONSTER FEST ANNOUNCES FULL 2014 SCHEDULE & LAUNCHES NEW TRAILER

Monster Fest, Australia’s leading celebration of international cult and horror cinema, announces the full program schedule of films, events, master classes, and guests.

Between the 20th and the 30th of November, Cinema Nova, Carlton and Yah Yah’s, (www.yahyahs.com.au) Collingwood will be hosting over 40 films, several parties, five days of master-classes, trivia nights, VIP international guest ‘meet & greets’, exclusive filmmaker Q&A sessions and much, much more.

The 2014 trailer accompanying the highly anticipated festival guide introduces the key character for the festival, the beautiful and twisted ‘Monster Girl’. Let the severed head of Festival Director, Neil Foley, introduce you to the delights of Monster fest 2014. You can watch and share the trailer HERE (http://youtu.be/xxWqwJOGd_Y)

For all sessions, guests, events and parties, have a look through our online festival guide, which can be viewed HERE. Please note, tickets for the strictly limited master-classes and special events at The Monster’s Lair (Yah Yah’s Bar) are available via the Monster Fest ticket page at our Pozible page.

Session tickets for all Monster Fest screenings are now available from the Cinema Nova box office and website (http://www.cinemanova.com.au/catalogue/monster-fest/). The new Monster Fest website (www.monsterfest.com.au) is also now live.

For the latest updates, information and competitions follow Monster Fest on Facebook. (www.facebook.com/MonsterFilmFest)

WP Newnham ~ .Tumescence.

by Horror Sleaze Trash on October 30, 2014

jhk

has had stories published the seminal Melbourne literary magazines ‘Nocturnal Submissions’, ‘Overland’ , ‘The Lifted Brow’, Meanjin,   ‘Full of Crow’ and ‘Gapped Tooth Madness’; the later 2  magazines out of California  making him an internationally published author.  Ben John Smith is a fan and has published 6 stories on his ‘Lits and Tits’ website ‘Horror Sleaze Trash’ . Going Down Swinging’ and ‘Elohi Golugi’ has accepted one of his stories for publication in 2014 He has finished writing a novella called “Fuck You; Hemingway” and is looking for a publisher.

He lives in Brisbane, Australia with his partner and 2 blue-heelers.

.Tumescence.

W<j>P Newnham.

 

I feel particularly tumescent with a hangover: circumcision scars like silken smooth as my cock gorges blood; not erect, just engorged. As I move my clothing rubs and brushes against it and my pants are filled with ants: like a slow moan; velvet ants tracing my genitals with silken gestures and spicy caresses.

 

Dark Fantasies.

 

Saturday night

A head full of speed

My body just has to keep moving;

My eyes need input.

 

Cruising the darkened and seedy streets of the citys’ down-market playground; anyone I know still work the strip? Hookers drink from hip flasks with runs in their stockings and runs in their mascara with their eyes running down their faces………

Danish-Blue………….Lovecraft………………Venus…………….Pleasure Cave…..

 

Do Not Enter If Nudity Offends!

 

Cunts and cocks and fisting and glue-shots

T.V. magazines line the walls

She-Males

 

Looks kinda’ interesting to me…….

 

Dialogue

 

<Insinuating Simper>

“Do you have a name?”

 

“James.”

 

“James this is Shelly:

She is just dying to meet you!”

 

“Drink?”

 

“Ouzo and coke please.”

 

“And a double vodka; rocks.

 

An arched painter brow, perfumed eyes sunken and hiding in dark sockets. Reddened lips. A cut-off t-shirt slips over a shoulder and a perfect round tit stares blindly out.

 

“So, what do you do for a crust?”

 

“I’m a hooker.”

 

“Aren’t we all?”

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“It’s all work isn’t it?

I mean I am a factory worker,

……………………

I pick things up

I put them down:

……………………….

Back and arm muscle,

Exchanging function for dollars.

You; you’re just using different muscles;

It’s all work!”

 

“Oh I know what you mean……

I must have been to a dozen or more hotels tonight;

Drinks at every one, up and down the stairs:

I saving up for surgery so

I’m just Working Working Working.

Will you dance with me James?”

 

“Alright”

 

We dance; well she dances with practised feminine gestures, transsexual twostep, with the studied boredom of a drunken stripper: Arabesque, Demi-Plie, Enchante Darling. I concentrate on holding myself upright as boom box speakers pulse bass board beats straight to my groin. Strobe lit repetitions and sudden flood light white movements and clusters of red laser pin points of light catching and contouring and animating her dancing body. Vague phantoms pirouette: smoky mirrored reflections.

 

“Do you want……………”

 

A darkened stairwell

Heels clicking on wooden stairs

Fingertips brushing the banister as a lead

The sound of stilettos

Stepping

Step

Step

Step………………….

 

“To come…………

 

Danish-Blue………….Lovecraft………………Venus…………….Pleasure Cave…..

 

Do Not Enter If Nudity Offends!

 

Cunts and cocks and fisting and glue-shots

T.V. magazines line the walls

She-Males

 

 

“To my place…………”

 

Taffeta silk and lace blinds over windows blackened with paint, crushed velvet dressing gowns and bongs circulating the room; the sweet smell of Buddha burning and mingled perfumes. Barbie dolls regiment along the wall, costumed toy soldiers:

sexless, plastic, sterile.

 

A halter top slips:

A blind plastic tit.

Short shorts pulled down:

A cuntless crutch.

 

“………….For a smoke?”

 

There are four phones; one for each of the working girls, business lines, busy, ringing.

 

“Tell him I’m not here……”

 

“Covers escort agency.”

“Yes of course I

remember you darling.”

 

“For the first hour;

150 for the second…..”

 

I feel particularly tumescent with a hangover:

 

“……….touch my back………”

 

Circumcision scars like silken smooth:

My cock gorges blood.

 

“…………OOOOOOOOOHHH……..

……..You Are So Gentle….

…….

….So Gentle…”

 

<finis>

 

riff wilder ~ Collection

October 30, 2014

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Deborah Derenkowsky

October 28, 2014

“Deborah Derenkowsky was once likened to ‘Eeyore with a great deal of Pooh.’” — Now We Know Blow-Job Desert storms away he goes to find this payphone right cos he can’t deal free choice my ass so he’s holed up all night spent gettin’ hard while callin’ her from some motel by name only when […]

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Tera Patrick and Robert “Corpsy” Rhine

October 23, 2014

It’s a wrap for the wraparounds on Girls and Corpses Presents Starring Tera Patrick and Robert “Corpsy” Rhine for TomCat Films In the tradition of Tales From The Crypt, Girls and Corpses Presents have competed filming on a series of darkly comedic wraparounds to go at the beginnings of selected horror features in the TomCat film 2015 […]

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Bradford Middleton

October 22, 2014

Bradford Middleton was born in south-east London in 1971 and spent the next thirty years trying to escape. He now lives in Brighton and has been trying to escape here since about 2008. He has won a few local competitions, has been published widely online and recently completed his debut novel DIVE. He will setting […]

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