Submission Guidelines.

1. Send poems, stories, interviews, reviews, porn, art, photos, flash fiction, money or your mothers to

Just include your name, links and a short bio – and a photo if your into that kind of thing. Dont forget the fucking BIO.

All things going well we will run a yearly press of selected materials and hock em later on.

I cant pay you cause no cunt ever paid me.

As long as it either gives you a laugh or a hard on; its all gravy baby.