And That is How I Was Reincarnated As a Unicorn
I finally discovered
the end of the rainbow.
I fastened it around my neck
and coaxed the leprechaun
into my chocolate starfish,
creating the perfect storm
of anal rampage and
erotic asphyxiation.
I masturbated
with such rapid force,
the skin from my penis
rubbed off in my hands.
This new element of pain
sent my pleasure sensors
into hyperdrive.
I ventured into a realm
incomprehensible
to mere mortals.
My eyeballs froze and
shattered like ice and
blood spat from my ears.
I reached an orgasm so massive
I spontaneously combusted.
Pink mist and ejaculate
coated the clouds.
Horror Sleaze Trash 